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Megan. 24. Nurse. Living in the DC area and finally away from the Maryland Eastern Shore (praise). Proud aunt of the cutest baby ever.

Posted on 20th Oct at 10:03 AM, with 21,295 notes

wiggle-my-fallen-angel:

deadmanswrench:

Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke

It is? That’s the greatest thing I’ve learnt all week.

Posted on 20th Oct at 10:02 AM, with 94,391 notes

stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

Posted on 20th Oct at 9:59 AM, with 251,226 notes

em0rexia:

jamtards:

I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:47 PM, with 136,247 notes

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:44 PM, with 129,234 notes

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

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