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Megan. 24. Nurse. Living in the DC area and finally away from the Maryland Eastern Shore (praise).

(Source: iraffiruse)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

The shipping company claimed they could not deliver yesterday because “no one was home” when there clearly was a car in the driveway,

Not even so much as a knock or a doorbell ring. Today, I’m sitting in my driveway. No more bullshit excuses to not deliver.

whouer:

summer more like

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donthatethegeek:

A haiku about Mario Kart

donthatethegeek:

A haiku about Mario Kart

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I'm so punny
This firefighter is smoking

Then again, I do have a bit of a thing for fire fighters and EMTs

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

flexinandfinnessin:

This is my all time favorite vine

Drippin swagu

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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